The Copy Cantina

Build a brand that converts better, retains longer, and sells like popsicles at the gates of hell.

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I’m Emelie – aka The Head Honcho

Everyone and their mother’s cousin’s guinea pig is trying to sTaNd OuT.

And with all these beige blob brands, it shouldn’t be that hard…

But you've been fed “cLeAr > cLeVer” marketing advice through a feeding tube since your business was born.

It’s bullsh*t. And it doesn’t work.

I ain’t a guinea pig!

Sales Copy Strategist for creators, service providers, coaches and your mom.

And you SHOULD, which is why I use humor to help creators get their edge in tHe SpAcE.

Humor makes us human and helps us connect with others, which is the underlying foundation of brand building – and sales!

Humor is serious business, and how you can charm and disarm their way to profit and authority.

You can be clear AND clever.

POV: You’re down here & wanna work together

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