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Serving profitable copy strategies, minus the #girlboss garnish.

I tell myself I don’t “talk too much,” I’m just ~prolific~

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What the F.A.Q.?

I don’t know, boss! Depends.

DFY copy is for select brands with a strong presence and offers that have clocked in overtime. I can’t let anything deter me from teaching folks how to write clear AND clever copy, so I only take 2-3 projects a year.

I’m pro-gatekeeping my scheduler, so reach out and tell me about your project first!

I do, yes! Gimme a holler with the form above, but I have 2 options:

a) Mentorship call 2x a month, or b) M-F Voxer Support

I can help you develop your own copywriting methodologies and frameworks, give you the low-down on how to migrate from DFY → DWY, and much more.

I polled folks on Instagram and this is what happened...

Correct answer: A restaurant!

We’ve seen this place through a few rebrands of their own, clocking in over 2 decades of memories over tacos al carbon & frozen margaritas.

I wonder if I could ask the owner to run a report on how much the Sanders family has spent over the years…

You can read all about it on my About Page, where I included other questionably fun facts!

I polled folks on Instagram and this is what happened...






















Correct answer: A restaurant!

We’ve seen this place through a few rebrands of their own, clocking in over 2 decades of memories over tacos al carbon & frozen margaritas.

I wonder if I could ask the owner to run a report on how much the Sanders family has spent over the years…

You can read all about it on my About Page, where I included other questionably fun facts!

I’m a newsletter junkie and while everyone is getting their hate on for social, I am *ba*-*da*-*ba-BA*-BAAA LOVIN’ it.

So yes.

If you have word constipation when it comes to writing emails or captions, you have a MESSAGING problem – which is something we tackle in every single one of my services.

After you have a Messaging strategy, everything else falls into place and I’ll show you how to turn your Messaging into written copy for any platform.

While I’m not a content marketer or social media manager, the concepts apply across written content ANYWHERE.

Hella pumped to help you sort that out.

One of my FAQ “rules” is to include a question you wish people would ask. This is that question.

So, thanks for asking!

You iced-coffee-24/7 girlies can suck it because I need my coffee hot. EXTRA HOT.

I specifically request for my coffee to “burn my face.”

You’ll find either a cafe au lait or mocha in my microwave, breaking every barista’s heart with every 30 sec reheat.

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