The OnLiNe SpAcE
Humor Copy & Creative for Creators
is chronically mad at trends… upset about reach… but mostly: boring
a) Have someone assign you a fake-ass brand voice, pretend it fits and miserably plaster it eeeeeverywhere.
→ Are you asking your chiropractor to introduce a reward program because you’re regularly hunched over a sales page and gave yourself scoliosis?
→ Do you wonder why it feels like you’re pulling everything out of your butt and none of the templates promising you a multi-6-fig business are coming through?
→ Have you said “screw it,” delegated the copy and STILL spent hours tweaking it because nobody gets it–and you’re beginning to wonder if you do too?
Well, that sucks.
On a scale of 1 to OMG-I-Need-Miralax, how constipated are you for words when it’s time to write copy?
A
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:
b) Figure out your messaging, start writing your own copy and use your own damn voice to make sales.
B
The exact steps I take for Adventure B–
it’s quick & dirty, laxative-style:
Cut the crap and define your brand messaging.
Get your offline personality on-the-screen.
Implement as-you-go, tackling the projects chapping your ass.
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Learn to sell yourself with
copy.
onlyfans optional.
Stand Up Copy
Sales Copy Group Program
NEXT ENROLLMENT: OCTOBER 2024
In 6 weeks, we'll create the messaging strategy for your offer, write a one-liner/pitch, wireframe a complete sales page, and write at least eight (8) sales emails.
INCLUDES:
- Instant-Access
- Group Copy Workshops
- Weekly Copy Submissions
- Always-On Community Chat
- The Stand Up Suite (Notion Dashboard)
*Takes the mic*
Personality Profits
1:1 Humor Copy & Creative
You didn’t bust your ass to just be a “she is the moment” brand. Maintain the integrity and relevance of everything you’ve built so you’re still a prominent industry voice.
You’ve done the learning, the programs and don’t need another course. If you’re not here to FAFO and need to implement, let’s tear it up for a month.
Includes Slack access to me, M-F, as your co-creator and two (2) 90 min calls.
Houston, I'm ready
clear and clever
clear and clever
LIMITED SPOTS
Queso Kiki
Spicy Hot Seat Coaching
10 SPOTS ONLY
Everyone needs their moment to shine (or sweat!), so we cap each call at 10 butts-in-seats.
You’ll leave with my 1:1 feedback, edits, real answers and a plan – no fluff.
put my butt in a seat!
My clients are never wrong.
(We’re basically all eldest daughters)
