The OnLiNe SpAcE
Humor Copy & Creative for Creators
is chronically mad at trends… upset about reach… but mostly: boring
a) Have someone assign you a fake-ass brand voice, pretend it fits and miserably plaster it eeeeeverywhere.
→ Are you asking your chiropractor to introduce a reward program because you’re regularly hunched over a sales page and gave yourself scoliosis?
→ Do you wonder why it feels like you’re pulling everything out of your butt and none of the templates promising you a multi-6-fig business are coming through?
→ Have you said “screw it,” delegated the copy and STILL spent hours tweaking it because nobody gets it–and you’re beginning to wonder if you do too?
Well, that sucks.
On a scale of 1 to OMG-I-Need-Miralax, how constipated are you for words when it’s time to write copy?
A
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:
b) Figure out your messaging, start writing your own copy and use your own damn voice to make sales.
B
The exact steps I take for Adventure B–
it’s quick & dirty, laxative-style:
Cut the crap and define your brand messaging.
Get your offline personality on-the-screen.
Implement as-you-go, tackling the projects chapping your ass.
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Learn to sell yourself with
copy.
onlyfans optional.
Stand Up Copy
Sales Copy Group Program
NEXT ENROLLMENT: OCTOBER 2024
In 6 weeks, we'll create the messaging strategy for your offer, write a one-liner/pitch, wireframe a complete sales page, and write at least eight (8) sales emails.
INCLUDES:
- Instant-Access
- Group Copy Workshops
- Weekly Copy Submissions
- Always-On Community Chat
- The Stand Up Suite (Notion Dashboard)
*Takes the mic*
Personality Profits
1:1 Humor Copy & Creative
You didn’t bust your ass to just be a “she is the moment” brand. Maintain the integrity and relevance of everything you’ve built so you’re still a prominent industry voice.
You’ve done the learning, the programs and don’t need another course. If you’re not here to FAFO and need to implement, let’s tear it up for a month.
Includes Slack access to me, M-F, as your co-creator and two (2) 90 min calls.
Houston, I'm ready
clear and clever
clear and clever
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COMMUNITY Coaching CALLS
FREE | FIRST TUESDAY OF EACH MONTH
First come, first serve @ 9 am PST / 11 am CST / 12 pm EST – so be on time!
You’ll leave with my 1:1 feedback, edits, real answers and a plan – no fluff.
put my butt in a seat!
My clients are never wrong.
(We’re basically all eldest daughters)
