a) Have someone assign you a fake-ass brand voice, pretend it fits and miserably plaster it eeeeeverywhere.
→ Are you asking your chiropractor to introduce a reward program because you’re regularly hunched over a sales page and gave yourself scoliosis?
→ Do you wonder why it feels like you’re pulling everything out of your butt and none of the templates promising you a multi-6-fig business are coming through?
→ Have you said “screw it,” delegated the copy and STILL spent hours tweaking it because nobody gets it–and you’re beginning to wonder if you do too?
Well, that sucks.
A
YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:
b) Figure out your messaging, start writing your own copy and use your own damn voice to make sales.
B
it’s quick & dirty, laxative-style:
Cut the crap and define your brand messaging.
Get your offline personality on-the-screen.
Implement as-you-go, tackling the projects chapping your ass.
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onlyfans optional.
*Takes the mic*
Keep selling, even when you're not launching.
You'll stop running a promo calendar and start running a business that pays you all year round.
INCLUDES:
- 1:1 onboarding call
- Weekly 1:1 material reviews
- 1x group coaching call a month
- 1x co-coaching call a month
- Slack support between calls
- A curriculum you can finish in under a month, and use for the rest of the year
Houston, I'm ready
Apply now!
put my butt in a seat!
(We’re basically all eldest daughters)