The OnLiNe SpAcE 

MESSAGING & SALES COPY FOR CREATORS

is chronically mad at trends… upset about reach… but mostly: boring

a) Have someone assign you a fake-ass brand voice, pretend it fits and miserably plaster it eeeeeverywhere.

→ Are you asking your chiropractor to introduce a reward program because you’re regularly hunched over a sales page and gave yourself scoliosis?

→ Do you wonder why it feels like you’re pulling everything out of your butt and none of the templates promising you a multi-6-fig business are coming through?

→ Have you said “screw it,” delegated the copy and STILL spent hours tweaking it because nobody gets it–and you’re beginning to wonder if you do too?

Well, that sucks.

On a scale of 1 to OMG-I-Need-Miralax, how constipated are you for words when it’s time to write copy?

A

YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:

b) Figure out your messaging, start writing your own copy and use your own damn voice to make sales.

B

The exact steps I take for Adventure B–

it’s quick & dirty, laxative-style:

Cut the crap and define your brand messaging.

Get your offline personality on-the-screen.

Implement as-you-go, tackling the projects chapping your ass.

1

2

3

Learn to sell yourself with

copy.

onlyfans optional.

Stand Up Copy

6-Wk Sales Copy Group Program

ENROLLING: January 2026

Write your sales copy in half the time and have it ready before launch day – without sacrificing conversion.

Take your offer through to create a messaging strategy, pitch, sales page, launch emails and social copy!

INCLUDES:

- Instant-Access Curriculum
- Copy Workshops (x3)
- Weekly 1:1 Submissions
- Slack Community
- Wireframes & Templates
- Notion Sales Hub

*Takes the mic*

Beyond the Launch

6-Month Mastermind

Keep selling, even when you're not launching.

You'll stop running a promo calendar and start running a business that pays you all year round.

INCLUDES:
- 1:1 onboarding call
- Weekly 1:1 material reviews
- 1x group coaching call a month
- 1x co-coaching call a month
- Slack support between calls
- A curriculum you can finish in under a month, and use for the rest of the year

Houston, I'm ready

clear and clever

clear and clever

Apply now!

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The good, the bad and OF COURSE the downright questionable decisions that go into growing PTQ all while:

→ Getting banned from Meta
→ Solo parenting 4 crotch goblins
→ Having an audience <1000

You’re not joining “a BiG gRoUp ChAt!” – I’m going to send you what I’m doing, planning, reflecting on.

put my butt in a seat!

My clients are never wrong.

(We’re basically all eldest daughters)