Have someone assign you a fake-ass brand voice, pretend it fits, and make sure they implement everywhere.
→ Are you asking your chiropractor to introduce a reward program because you’re regularly hunched over a sales page and gave yourself scoliosis?
→ Do you wonder why it feels like you’re pulling everything out of your butt and none of the templates promising you a multi-6-fig business are coming through?
→ Have you said “screw it,” delegated the copy and STILL spent hours tweaking it because nobody gets it–and you’re beginning to wonder if you do too?
Well, that sucks.
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two options:
you have
Start writing your own copy, learn the sales copywriting skills, and form your own brand voice before making it scalable.
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it’s quick & dirty, laxative-style:
Define your brand messaging and clarify your writing personality to make writing easy.
Make your voice scalable with documentation so you can copy + paste yourself.
Tackle the projects that are chapping your ass to practice your new skillzzzz.
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onlyfans optional.
Take the mic
In 1 week, we'll hyper-focus on your website copy, sales emails, or whatever is chapping your ass.
We’re taking your offline personality online, making your copy easy to write and high-converting. You’ll have snippets of copy on tap, so you always know what to say.
Get the words out-of-your-head and onto-the-screen while you develop the copywriting skills to always make the sale with your WORDS.
I’m not just making your copy pretty, or doing it for you – although I’ll help you edit your copy to completion.
Houston, I'm ready
(”Completion” – heh heh)