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time to break out of

Copywriting Mentorship for CREATIVES

Have someone assign you a fake-ass brand voice, pretend it fits, and make sure they implement everywhere.

→ Are you asking your chiropractor to introduce a reward program because you’re regularly hunched over a sales page and gave yourself scoliosis?

→ Do you wonder why it feels like you’re pulling everything out of your butt and none of the templates promising you a multi-6-fig business are coming through?

→ Have you said “screw it,” delegated the copy and STILL spent hours tweaking it because nobody gets it–and you’re beginning to wonder if you do too?

Well, that sucks.

On a scale of 1 to OMG-I-Need-Miralax, how constipated are you for words when it’s time to write copy?

A

two options:

you have

Start writing your own copy, learn the sales copywriting skills, and form your own brand voice before making it scalable.

B

The exact steps I take for Adventure B–

it’s quick & dirty, laxative-style:

Define your brand messaging and clarify your writing personality to make writing easy.

Make your voice scalable with documentation so you can copy + paste yourself. 

Tackle the projects that are chapping your ass to practice your new skillzzzz.

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2

3

Learn to sell yourself with

copy.

onlyfans optional.

Stand up copy

HUMOR COPYWRITING GROUP PROGRAM

NEXT COHORT: JULY 2024

Write clear AND clever sales copy to capture more attention and convert better than your last launch.

In 6 weeks, we'll create Messaging for your offer, then write a one-liner, wireframe a complete sales page, and write at least eight (8) sales emails.

INCLUDES:
  • Weekly Trainings
  • Group Copy Workshops
  • Copy Submissions
  • Always-On Community Chat
  • The Stand Up Suite (Notion Dashboard)

Take the mic

Personality Profits

1-WEEK COPY SPRINT

In 1 week, we'll hyper-focus on your website copy, sales emails, or whatever is chapping your ass.

We’re taking your offline personality online, making your copy easy to write and high-converting. You’ll have snippets of copy on tap, so you always know what to say.

Get the words out-of-your-head and onto-the-screen while you develop the copywriting skills to always make the sale with your WORDS.

I’m not just making your copy pretty, or doing it for you – although I’ll help you edit your copy to completion.

Houston, I'm ready

PERSONALITY-PACKED

(”Completion” – heh heh)

PERSONALITY-PACKED